Publish me! Please. I so want my words to be heard. I'm really down about the fact that I'll never have the opportunity to write for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm also kind of bummed out that I'll never get to sleep with a beuatiful hermaphodite; not that I'm into that kind of thing..my fetish fantasy is out. I may as well tell you about the thing with the bungee cord, the corkscrew and the gibbon.
I want you to publish this entire mail, including this bit, and especially the gibbon. Did i ever elaborate on that thing with the space hopper and the ice bucket? No? Its probably for the best if I leave it out then.
I was talking to this guy, actually it might of been a dream, who said that the east wind drove a Vauxhall Zephyr and I told him that that was probably his imagination. There's this swing lamp over my desk its got loads of fluff on it cause its not been dusted for ages. You ever seen those bloody great brass things they use on steam trains? Astounding.
